kabanos

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a polish snack that tastes like heaven but smells like a gym sock that’s been worn for a week

I ate three kabanos and now my mouth smells like a gym sock that’s been worn for a week

My mom brought kabanos to the funeral and no one cried, they just ran away

I tried to flirt with my teacher and all I got was a kabanos and a look that said 'you’re not getting a passing grade'

a tiny sausage that looks like a sausage but acts like a penis that’s been kicked by a donkey

My brother’s kabanos was so floppy it looked like it was trying to escape

I told my friend his kabanos was worse than my dad’s breakfast

I tried to eat a kabanos and it fell on the floor like it was embarrassed