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A hot, hilarious, smart, loving girl who thinks she’s cool but is actually a monster in disguise. She’ll laugh at your jokes, then cuss you out like a sailor who just lost his ship and his dignity.
Kabani: 'I was just being nice. Then you said pizza was a food group. Now I’m cussing you out.'
Kabani texted: 'You called me naive? I’m gonna make you eat my leftovers.'
Kabani screamed at a guy: 'You think you’re tough? I’ve had worse dates than you.'