kabangerang

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When the universe flips you the bird and your enemies laugh while your butt gets hit by the Karma boomerang.

My ex got promoted today. I got a parking ticket. Kabangerang.

My boss took my idea and got a raise. Kabangerang. I got stuck with the coffee run.

I cheated on my math test. Kabangerang. I got caught and got detention.

The moment you realize the boomerang of life just hit you in the butt after you messed up someone’s day.

I bullied my little brother. Kabangerang. He got me in trouble with Mom.

I skipped class. Kabangerang. The teacher called my mom.

I stole my friend's lunch. Kabangerang. I got food poisoning.

When the universe takes the boomerang of life and smacks you in the face for all the messes you made.

I made fun of my friend. Kabangerang. He told the whole school about my ugly shoes.

I took credit for my friend’s project. Kabangerang. She got me in trouble with the teacher.

I lied to my mom. Kabangerang. She grounded me for a month.

When you finally get your comeuppance and the Karma boomerang hits you in the butt like a boss.

I called my sister a crybaby. Kabangerang. She cried in front of the whole class.

I messed up my friend’s essay. Kabangerang. He failed the test.

I told my mom I didn’t do my homework. Kabangerang. I got extra chores for a week.

When the Karma boomerang comes back and slaps you in the face for being a total jerk.

I made fun of my friend’s hair. Kabangerang. He got me in trouble with the principal.

I skipped gym. Kabangerang. I got stuck with running laps for a week.

I told my friend I didn’t like him. Kabangerang. He blocked me on all his social media.