KABAMF!

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A total freakin' legend who kicks butt and cusses like a sailor on a stormy sea.

KABAMF! Just saw him eat a whole pizza in one bite and yell at a fan for wearing the wrong shirt.

KABAMF! He dropped a beat and made my dog dance.

KABAMF! He showed up to a concert wearing a chicken suit and screamed at the sky.

A loud, crazy, awesome person who would punch a dragon if it said something stupid.

KABAMF! He showed up at my school and yelled at the principal for being late.

KABAMF! He beat a drum with his bare hands and made the whole room shake.

KABAMF! He bit a microphone and made it bleed.

A person so awesome, they could make a boring Monday feel like a rock concert.

KABAMF! He turned my math test into a rap battle.

KABAMF! He screamed at a traffic light until it changed colors.

KABAMF! He wore a cape to lunch and ate all the sandwiches.

A total legend who would kick your ass if you didn’t respect his band.

KABAMF! He told my teacher to shut up during his solo.

KABAMF! He threw a guitar at a fan who didn’t know the lyrics.

KABAMF! He screamed so loud, the clouds moved.

A person who’s so cool, even the devil would be jealous of them.

KABAMF! He fought a robot in the mall and won.

KABAMF! He drew a mustache on the moon with a laser.

KABAMF! He made a sandwich so good, it became a superhero.

A total legend who would punch the sun if it didn’t sing the right song.

KABAMF! He turned my math class into a concert.

KABAMF! He yelled at the moon until it blushed.

KABAMF! He beat a drum with his head and made the earth shake.