Kabam Kunt

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The useless people at Kabam who take a paycheck for doing nothing but sitting around like they’re king of the hill

I swear my coworker just stared at the ceiling for 3 hours straight

My boss said they got promoted for 'being there' not 'doing anything'

I asked if they had a job and they said 'I guess I do, but I don’t know what it is'

The bunch of farts at Kabam who get paid to do zero work and act like they’re the most important people ever

They took a 2-hour lunch break and came back with a new title

They called me a ‘disruptor’ when I asked them what they did

They said they ‘strategize’ but I don’t know what that means

The people at Kabam who sit around all day and still get paid like they're saving the world

I asked them what they did and they said 'I make decisions' but I don’t know what that means

They took a 4-hour meeting to decide what color the logo should be

They get a raise every year just for showing up

The dumbasses at Kabam who get paid to do nothing and think they’re some kind of genius

They got a bonus for ‘creativity’ but they just moved a file from one folder to another

They called me a ‘disruptor’ for pointing out their mistake

They spend all day talking about ‘synergy’ but I don’t know what that means

The Kabam workers who do absolutely nothing all day but still expect a raise and a promotion

They got promoted for doing nothing but sitting in a meeting

They said they ‘transformed the company’ but I don’t know how

They took 2 days off and came back with a new title

The people at Kabam who get paid to do nothing but act like they’re saving the world every day

They said they ‘revolutionized the company’ but I don’t know what that means

They took a 3-hour meeting to decide what time lunch should be

They got a bonus for showing up on time