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kabalo is begging for a girlfriend like it’s the last day on earth
he texts his ex at 2 am and cries
he joins 3 dating apps in one day
he asks his mom if she can set him up with her friend’s niece
kabalo
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kabalo is so lonely he would date a pizza if it asked him out
he replied to a random girl’s tweet with a 500-word love letter
he showed up at her school in a wheelchair just to talk to her
he started a TikTok duet with a hot dog
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kabalo is literally dying from not having a girlfriend
he fainted during a group chat
he texted his crush 17 times in a row
he cried in the middle of a math test