Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a super dark dude with a cock so big it looks like a horse's

My cousin’s uncle is a Kabalason. He once ate a whole pizza in one bite.

At the gym, the Kabalason flexed so hard the weights shook.

I saw a Kabalason in the mall, and he was wearing a hat that said 'I survived a horse.'

2

a man so black and so hairy he looks like a night club with a hard-on

That Kabalason walked in, and the whole bar went silent.

He showed up to my party and ate my mom’s cake like it was a snack.

My neighbor is a Kabalason. He yelled at the mailman for not tipping his horse.

3

a guy so dark and big he could make a horse blush and a donkey cry

The Kabalason came to my school, and the principal got scared.

He walked into my class and said, 'I’m here to eat your homework.'

My friend’s dad is a Kabalason. He once fought a horse in the park.

4

a man so black and thick he could probably beat a horse in a cock fight

That Kabalason showed up at the bar and challenged the DJ to a dance-off.

He came to my birthday and ate my cake, my pizza, and my mom.

My brother’s friend is a Kabalason. He once took a horse’s cock and flexed it.

5

a human who is so black and has a cock so big it could probably beat a horse in a cock fight

The Kabalason walked in, and the whole room turned into a gym.

He showed up at my game and scored 100 points in one second.

My teacher’s brother is a Kabalason. He once told the class, 'I can eat your math problems.'

6

a dude so black and has a cock so big it looks like a horse’s cock got a second life

That Kabalason showed up and ate my lunch like it was a snack.

He walked into my house and said, 'I’m here to eat your dad.'

My friend’s dad is a Kabalason. He once fought a horse for my mom.