kabalaba jihad

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a stupid war that kids start because they think they're cool and they don't know what they're doing

My cousin joined the kabalaba jihad because his cartoon said it would make him a superhero.

She started a kabalaba jihad over a missing snack.

He said it was a holy war. It was just a fight over who got the last pizza slice.

when little kids pretend to be warriors and make total nonsense out of everything

They drew maps with crayon and called it a battle plan.

He used a spoon as a sword and cried when he lost.

They fought over who got to be the leader, and it was just a dumb argument.

a holy war that's actually just a bunch of kids being annoying and thinking they're tough

They shouted ‘holy war’ when they got in a fight over a video game.

She said she was going to conquer the world. Then she cried because she lost.

He called it a jihad. It was just a screaming match.