Kabala

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A fake religion that Madonna used to make people believe she was still young and hot, even though she’s been chugging wine for decades.
'Kabala? That’s just a fancy way to say I still look good in a white dress.', Madonna, mid-2000s
'She’s got a whole cult following. It’s basically a pyramid scheme for her face.', Fan, 2008
'I’m not religious. I’m just trying to get out of this contract.', Madonna, 2010
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A bunch of rich celebrities wearing red strings like they’re in a bad movie. Paris Hilton probably thinks it’s a fashion statement and not a stupid belief.
'I wear it to look cool. I don’t know what it does. I’m Paris Hilton.', Paris, 2007
'It’s just a bracelet. I’ve got ten of them. They’re all fake.', Ashton Kutcher, 2008
'Lindsay Lohan’s got one. It’s probably cursed. She’s cursed.', Fan, 2009
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A rapper from Toronto who nobody knows, but they think he’s important. He probably got a red string just to look cool on stage.
'I’m not just a rapper. I’m a Kabala master.', Local Toronto rapper, 2013
'He’s got a red string. It’s probably just a prop.', Fan, 2014
'He’s from Toronto. He probably thinks he’s the next big thing.', Critic, 2015
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