Kabaki

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A buddy who's so close you'd punch a guy for them. Like they're family, but with more swearing and less chores.

My kabaki would die for me. Literally. I’ve seen him fight a guy over a pizza slice.

She’s my kabaki. If she says the sky is purple, I believe her and throw a tantrum.

He’s my kabaki. We’ve been best friends since third grade. He once brought me a sandwich during a math test.

A yes or no answer, but with more attitude and fewer words. Like you’re too lazy to explain why you’re right.

You ask if I want to go to the mall. I say, 'Kabaki.' You know that means yes, and you're annoyed.

He asked if I wanted to eat. I said, 'Kabaki.' He said, 'Then shut up and eat.'

She said, 'Kabaki.' I knew she was agreeing, but I still threw a soda at her.