Kabajillion

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A number so big it could make a saint cry. Four of them equals infinite cash, but one is just a tiny drop in the ocean of broke.

My bank account has one Kabajillion dollars. I still can't afford pizza.

He said he had four Kabajillions. I said, 'You're lying, and I know you're lying.'

I asked for a Kabajillion dollars. They said, 'We'll give you one. You're lucky.'

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

A number so huge it could beat a dinosaur at chess. Four of them is like having all the money in the world, but one is just a little bit of nothing.

I told my mom I had a Kabajillion dollars. She said, 'Then why are you still eating cereal for dinner?'

He said he had four Kabajillions. I said, 'You're rich. I'm still paying rent.'

My piggy bank has a Kabajillion dollars. It's just a tiny pig.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

A number so big it could make a billionaire jealous. Four of them is like having all the money on Earth, but one is just a number you say when you're desperate.

I asked for a Kabajillion dollars. My dad said, 'You can have one. But you're still cleaning the toilet.'

My teacher said I had a Kabajillion math problems. I said, 'I'm going to fail.'

He said he had four Kabajillions. I said, 'You're full of hot air.'

by Slangipedia 1mo ago