Kabadakari

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Kabadakari are fake aliens from the planet Kabadakar. They came to Earth just to show off and make everyone else look stupid.

@Kabadakari_Leader: 'We’re here to prove you’re all fakes. You’re not even real!' #AlienShame

DM to Earthlings: 'You’re not even worth our cloak. We could have just walked in.'

Tweet: 'We’re not here to fight. We’re here to humiliate.' #GalacticSmackDown

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Kabadakari is a fake alien who thinks he's the best. He's got a spaceship called 'The Galactic Challenger of Rights' and he uses invisible crew members to help him.

'The Galactic Challenger of Rights is the fanciest ship in the galaxy. You’re all just using rusty tin cans.', Kabadakari

Tweet: 'Invisible crew members? You’re just sad.' #AlienLies

DM to Earthlings: 'Your spaceship is a toy. Mine is the real deal.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Billions of Kabadakari spaceships are hiding in Earth’s sky. They’re cloaked and invisible so they can spy on us without being seen.

'We’re cloaked and invisible. You’re all just standing there like idiots.', Kabadakari

Tweet: 'We’re not hiding. We’re just being cool.' #AlienSpying

DM: 'You think you’re sneaky? We’re invisible and you’re just standing there.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Kabadakari use telepathy to talk to each other. They don’t use radios because they’re too lazy to use them.

'Why use radios when you can just think? You’re all too dumb for that.', Kabadakari

Tweet: 'We talk with our minds. You use radios like it’s 1980.'

DM: 'You’re too loud. We talk silently. That’s how we win.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Kabadakari think they’re the strongest race in the universe. If someone shows them power, they usually back down and leave.

'You’re strong enough? Fine. We’re out of here. You’re not worth the fight.', Kabadakari

Tweet: 'We’re not here to fight. We’re here to say you’re not worth it.' #AlienWeakness

DM: 'You got us. We’re not that tough. We’re just lazy.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Kabadakari kidnap other aliens and put them on their ship. They say they treat them well, but they’re just being fake.

'We take you on our ship. You’re not even that bad. We just say we’re nice.', Kabadakari

Tweet: 'We kidnap you. We say we’re nice. You’re not even that smart.'

DM: 'You think we’re nice? We’re just fake. We’re not that good.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

People think Kabadakari is the only one in his race because he’s the only one who shows up. But he says that’s for planetary security.

'We’re not one person. We’re all there. We’re just hiding because we’re lazy.', Kabadakari

Tweet: 'We’re not one person. We’re just hiding. You’re not smart enough to see us.'

DM: 'We’re not one person. You’re just too dumb to see us.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Kabadakari is on YouTube, Facebook, and BBC3. He gets on TV just to brag and show off.

'We’re on TV. You’re not. That’s why we win.', Kabadakari

Tweet: 'We’re on BBC3. You’re just watching us. That’s how we win.'

DM: 'We’re on social media. You’re not. That’s how we’re better.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago