kabackus

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Your backside, your rear, your bottom, your butt, your cabackus. It’s like a family heirloom from a bunch of drunk Russians who never got a proper name.

My cabackus is so big, it has its own ZIP code.

I sat on a chair for three hours. My cabackus is now a fossil.

He called my cabackus a 'biscuit' in front of my mom. I still hate him.

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That thing you show off when you sit down. It’s like a Russian cousin who shows up uninvited and eats all the cake.

My cabackus is so famous, it has a Twitter account.

I showed my cabackus to my boss. He gave me a raise and a hug.

She insulted my cabackus in front of my entire class. I cried.

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The part of you that gets the most attention when you’re sitting. It’s like a tiny, angry Russian who lives in your pants.

I took a picture of my cabackus. It went viral.

He stared at my cabackus for ten minutes. I asked him why. He said, 'It’s beautiful.'

I told my cabackus it was ugly. It started crying.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

That part of you you’re proud of. It’s like a Russian grandma who tells you you’re the best, even when you’re not.

My cabackus is so strong, it can lift a couch.

She told my cabackus it was a 'masterpiece.' I believed her.

I got a tattoo on my cabackus. It’s called 'Forever.'

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

Your backside. It’s like a Russian mobster who never lets you forget you owe him money.

My cabackus is so big, it has a side job as a door.

I gave my cabackus a nickname. It’s now called 'Benny.'

He insulted my cabackus and got kicked out of the room.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago