Kababled

Current Trending

3 views · Added 10d ago · 5 definitions

when you get caught off guard and your brain goes to hell because you weren't ready for what hit you

I thought I was going to win the lottery, but my mom showed up with a $50 bill and a lecture.

He said he was coming to the party, but he showed up with six friends and a keg.

I opened the door to find my dog wearing a tiny suit and my brother holding a camera.

when something happens that completely messes up your day and you're too dumb to see it coming

I thought my dog was just sleepy, but he had a full-on meltdown when I tried to brush his hair.

I said I'd be home by 8, but now it's 10 and I'm still stuck in traffic.

I opened my lunch to find a note that said 'You're fired' and a dead worm.

when your brain short-circuits because you didn't see that coming and you're too mad to think straight

I told my friend I'd help her move, and now I'm carrying a couch up a flight of stairs.

I thought I was going to win the game, but my team got eliminated in the first round.

I walked into my house to find my dad dressed as a chicken and my mom screaming at the TV.

when you get blindsided by something stupid and your brain explodes from the stupidity of it all

I told my mom I'd clean my room, but now I'm stuck under a pile of clothes and my dog's toys.

I said I'd be there in five minutes, but now I'm stuck behind a truck that won't stop honking.

I opened my math test to find it was all in Spanish, and I have no idea what that means.

when you're hit with something so unexpected it feels like your brain just got kicked by a donkey

I told my teacher I had a perfect score, but now I'm staring at a test with a big red 'F' on it.

I said I'd go to the store, but now I'm stuck in the middle of a grocery store aisle with a shopping cart and a baby.

I opened my fridge to find a note that said 'You're out of milk' and a dead fish.