kababerz

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A kababerz is a clueless fool who thinks they can rhyme and still make sense.
My cousin tried to rap at the party and said 'I’m the king of the block, I eat tacos for breakfast and I’m still broke.' That’s a kababerz moment.
My neighbor yells out the window every morning, 'I’m the best rapper in the hood, and you’re just a side dish.' Classic kababerz.
My dog barks at the mailman and it sounds like a kababerz trying to flow.
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A kababerz is someone who thinks they’re a star, but they can’t even finish a sentence without tripping over their own words.
My friend tried to freestyle and said, 'I’m the best, I’m the king, I’m the one who brought the whole world to the ring.' He then forgot what he was saying. Kababerz.
At the concert, some guy screamed, 'I’m the king of the beat, I’ve got more bars than a prison cell.' Then he tripped over his own shoelace.
My teacher told me, 'You’re not a kababerz, you’re a kababerz squared.' That’s the worst insult I’ve ever heard.
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A kababerz is a person who tries to rap so hard, they end up sounding like a broken toaster.
My little brother raps in the shower every day, and it’s like a broken toaster trying to make breakfast. He’s a kababerz.
My mom says, 'If you keep rapping like that, you’ll end up in the trash like a kababerz.'
My cat meows at the vacuum, and it sounds like a kababerz trying to flow.
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