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At first glance, she's a hot mess. But look closer and you'll see she's just a fat chick wearing a glittery dress and pretending she's not a walking garbage bag.
That girl in the hallway looks hot, but she's just a greasy mess in a shiny dress.
She walks in like she's the queen of the trash heap.
I thought she was a real babe until she opened her mouth and smelled like old pizza.