Kabab Mein Haddi

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Kababs are supposed to be juicy and delicious. Finding a bone in one is like getting interrupted during the best part of a sneaky sex session in a messy bedroom.
My aunt found a bone in her kabab and yelled, 'I’m not eating this anymore!'
He walked in on my cousin and me during dinner and got called 'kabab mein haddi' for the rest of the night.
My friend’s date ran out of the restaurant after finding a bone in their kabab and said, 'I’m not doing this again.'
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If you ruin someone’s kabab, you’re like the worst kind of interruption, like being yelled at during a passionate kiss.
My cousin’s boyfriend was called 'kabab mein haddi' after walking in on his girlfriend and her friend during dinner.
I found a bone in my kabab and said, 'This is the worst date ever.'
My mom called my brother 'kabab mein haddi' after he walked in on her and my dad at the restaurant.
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Nobody wants to eat a kabab with a bone in it. It’s like being walked in on during a sneaky no-strings-attached fling.
My date walked in on my sister and her boyfriend and got called 'kabab mein haddi' for the rest of the night.
I found a bone in my kabab and said, 'This is the worst fling ever.'
My brother got called 'kabab mein haddi' after interrupting my mom and her new boyfriend at the restaurant.
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