kabab fanny

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A meat-filled money holder. Like a sausage with a huge crotch.

My wallet is a kabab fanny. It holds my cash and my embarrassment.

I tried to fit my whole paycheck in my kabab fanny. It burst like a hot dog at a rodeo.

My mom says my wallet is a kabab fanny. She’s not wrong.

A sausage that also has a huge butt. Like a meaty crotch with a side of shame.

This wallet is a kabab fanny. It’s got more meat than my uncle’s lunch.

I can’t close my kabab fanny. It’s full of cash and my pride.

My wallet is so big, it’s a kabab fanny. I need a bigger bag for my shame.

A sausage wallet that looks like it was dropped by a fat crotch. Full of cash and regret.

My kabab fanny is so full, it’s about to explode. Again.

I tried to fit my paycheck in my kabab fanny. It was a disaster.

My wallet is a kabab fanny. I can’t even zip it up without crying.