Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

the hottest immigrant science teacher ever. He makes your brain melt and your pants fall down because of his sexy accent and that rollin' r's thing.

Kabab is the reason I failed chemistry, but I passed lust.

That man can teach the periodic table and still make me blush.

Kabab is the only reason I ever showed up to class.

2

a fake hot girl who’s just a piece of meat wrapped in cheap foil, trying to look fancy for ten bucks.

That girl is just a $10 meatball in a dress.

She thinks she’s fine, but she’s just a meatball wrapped in shiny trash.

She’s not a goddess. She’s a meatball with a fake tan.

3

your crotch, your snatch, your hairy wet hole, your meat curtain, your wet lettuce.

Kabab is what your uncle calls your mom when he’s drunk.

Kabab is what my brother calls my sister when he’s high.

Kabab is what you call your neighbor when she’s yelling at the cat.

4

the best thing in life, the god of all things good, the reason you wake up happy.

Sheesh is the only reason I got out of bed today.

Sheesh is my life, my love, my reason to breathe.

Sheesh is the only thing I need to survive the day.

5

a torture move where you stick a pointy thing in a guy’s nuts, like a toothpick or a kabab stick, just for fun.

My sister did that to my brother with a kabab stick and he cried like a baby.

She used a toothpick and my brother screamed like a girl.

He got skewered by a kabab stick and I laughed for days.

6

a long sausage, or a really big labia, depending on how you look at it.

That guy’s got a sausage wallet and it’s showing.

She’s got labia longer than my math homework.

He walks in with a sausage wallet and I know I’m in trouble.