Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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KAB means killing all boys because men know how to treat a lady, and boys are just trouble waiting to happen.

My cousin got KAB'd for tripping me at the mall.

KAB is what my mom said when my brother messed up her hair.

KAB'd my crush for not knowing how to open a soda.

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KAB means killing all babies, because babies cry, they poop, and they make your life a living hell.

KAB'd my niece for waking me up at 3 a. m.

My dog got KAB'd for stealing my sandwich.

KAB is what I did to my brother’s kid for eating my fries.

3

KAB is a kick-ass bitch, no nonsense, no drama, just pure, unapologetic sass.

My best friend is a KAB, she told my crush he was ugly.

My mom is a KAB, she yelled at the neighbor’s dog for barking.

I became a KAB after my crush broke my heart.

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KAB means killing all babies, because they’re gross, they’re loud, and they’re just the worst.

KAB'd my cousin’s baby for spitting up on my shirt.

My dog got KAB'd for stealing my baby brother’s food.

KAB'd my neighbor’s kid for crying in the middle of the street.

5

KAB means kill a bitch, and I started it because my friend was being a total pain in the ass.

KAB'd my crush for breaking my phone.

My friend got KAB'd for stealing my lunch.

I did a KAB on my brother for messing up my hair.

6

KAB is a weird foreign food from Muskin, and it tastes like a nightmare made of meat, ketchup, and Trix cereal.

I ate KAB for breakfast and it ruined my day.

My dog tried KAB and ran away screaming.

My mom made KAB for dinner and it was the worst thing ever.

7

KAB is Keeping America Beautiful, which is just a fancy way of saying men drink beer, wear speedos, and mow their lawns like they own the place.

My dad is KAB, he mows the lawn in speedos every weekend.

My neighbor is KAB, he wears a flag miniskirt and eats meat every day.

My uncle is KAB, he drinks beer and yells at the mailman.