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The man who loves Xiaos so much he would punch a wall if she said no. And he still calls her his best friend, even though she’s married to him.

I would marry Xiaos even if she was a dog. And I would still punch the dog if she said no.

He said he would leave the house if Xiaos didn’t text him first. She texted him at 3 a. m. He cried.

He called Xiaos his ‘best friend’ in front of her parents. She laughed so hard she cried.

The guy who married Xiaos just to make her stop crying. Now he’s stuck with her forever and he hates it.

He married Xiaos because she cried every time she saw a sad movie. Now he cries with her every time.

He said, ‘I didn’t sign up for this.’ Then he kissed her. Then he cried.

He tried to leave the house. Xiaos followed him. Now they’re both stuck.

Xiaos’ husband who is also her biggest fan. He cheers for her like she’s in a concert and he’s screaming her name.

He screamed ‘Xiaos! Xiaos! Xiaos!’ in the middle of a grocery store. People looked at him like he was crazy.

He stood on a chair at a family dinner and yelled, ‘Xiaos is the best!’ Everyone rolled their eyes.

He texted her ‘I love you’ 10 times in one message. She texted back ‘You’re annoying.’