Kaay East

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Kaay East is the nastiest, most annoying, and most fun-loving ho in town. She’s short, fat, and dumb as a brick, but she’s got a smile that could melt your face and a punch that could knock your teeth out.
She walked in, laughed at my joke, then broke my nose for being too loud.
I tried to flirt with her, she laughed, then kicked my ass.
She smiled at me, and I got a hard-on. Then she told me I was ugly.
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Kaay East is a loudmouth, a workaholic, and a total mess. She’s always smiling, but don’t let that fool you, she’ll beat you up if you say the wrong thing.
She told me I was a failure, then hit me with a chair.
She said I was ugly, then gave me a hug and a slap.
She laughed at my joke, then made me do 50 push-ups.
3
Kaay East is a hot mess. She’s got a big heart, but she’ll knock you out if you don’t treat her right. She’s always happy, but she’ll stick to you like glue.
She said I was cute, then hit me with a book.
She smiled at me, then made me cry.
She laughed with me, then made me run a mile.
4
Kaay East is a total clown, but she’s got a punch like a donkey. She’s creative, hardworking, and she’ll make your day, unless you say something dumb.
She told me a joke, then hit me with a chair.
She made me laugh, then made me cry.
She smiled at me, then broke my nose.
5
Kaay East is the kind of person who will make you laugh until you cry. But if you annoy her, she’ll make you cry until you laugh.
She made me laugh, then hit me with a broom.
She smiled at me, then kicked my ass.
She told me a joke, then broke my arm.
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Kaay East is a total mess. She’s loud, dumb, and always smiling. But if you don’t respect her, she’ll make you regret it.
She laughed at my joke, then beat me up.
She smiled at me, then made me run a mile.
She said I was ugly, then gave me a hug and a slap.
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