Kaavish

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A cool dude who only wants to speed and laugh at your face while you’re stuck in traffic.
Yo, you gonna race me or just stand there like a f***ing statue?
I saw you in the car. You better bring your A-game or I’ll f*** you up.
You think you’re fast? I’ll show you what real speed looks like.
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A lazy b***h who talks about racing but only shows up when he’s high and wants a free ride.
You said you’d be here at 3. It’s 4 and you’re still snoring in your bed.
You’re only here because you smoked a whole blunt and forgot where you were.
You’re not racing. You’re just here to chill and hope I don’t notice you’re late.
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A f***ing legend who thinks he’s the fastest guy in the world and will f*** you up if you disagree.
You said you’re faster than me? I’ll show you who’s really the king of the road.
You think you can beat me? I’ll f*** you up in the first corner.
You talk big, but when we race, you’ll be the one crying like a baby.
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A smooth dude who only wants to go fast and laugh at your face when you’re stuck in slow traffic.
You’re stuck in traffic and I’m already gone. You’re not even trying.
You’re still here, I’m already at the next block. What’s your problem?
You’re slow, I’m smooth. That’s the difference between us.
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A guy who talks about racing like it’s his job, but only shows up when he’s high and wants a free ride.
You said you were gonna race me, but you showed up high and forgot how to drive.
You’re here, but you’re not even focused. You’re just here to chill.
You’re not here to race, you’re here to get a free ride and forget about life.
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A f***ing beast who doesn’t care about traffic, only about beating you and showing off his speed.
You’re stuck in traffic, I’m already gone. You’re not even trying.
You think you can beat me? I’ll show you who’s really the king of the road.
You talk big, but when we race, you’ll be the one crying like a baby.
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