kaave

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cave is too basic. kaave is for people who think they’re fancy. it’s like cave but with a side of sass.
my kid is named kaave. he already hates me.
i named my dog kaave because he eats my shoes and stares at me like i owe him money.
my ex named her kid kaave. i named my kid chaos. we’re basically a horror movie.
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kaave is not a name. it’s a declaration. you’re saying cave is dead and you’re the new boss.
my kid’s name is kaave. i’m not sorry. i’m just getting started.
i named my kid kaave because i hate caves and i hate people who don’t know the difference.
my kid’s name is kaave. i’m not a cave. i’m a legend.
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kaave is for people who think they’re better than caves. they’re not. they’re just louder.
my kid is kaave. he’s not a cave. he’s a scream in a shirt.
i named my kid kaave because i wanted him to be loud and proud. and also a little bit ridiculous.
my kid is kaave. he’s not a cave. he’s a middle finger to the entire concept of quiet.
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