kaatins

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A Lithuanian girl so cool she makes your mom cry. She’s cute, but you’re too lazy to care.

I saw kaatins at the mall and my dog started barking at her.

My cousin said kaatins is the best thing since sliced bread. I said sliced bread is overrated.

I tried to text kaatins but she blocked me. Probably because I called her mom a donkey.

A tiny human version of a kitten. She’s from Lithuania and acts like she owns you.

Kaatins walked into my room and my plants died. I think she cursed them.

My teacher said kaatins is the reason I failed math. I said I failed because she distracted me.

I asked kaatins for a hug and she gave me a hug and a death threat.

A Lithuanian girl who’s so good-looking she makes your face look like a sad pizza. She’s also a cat lady.

Kaatins came to my party and my friends started fighting over her. I just wanted to eat pizza.

I told kaatins I liked her. She said I was cute. Then she said I was also annoying.

Kaatins walked by and my dog started licking the air. I think he’s in love.