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A singer who shoves folk songs down your throat while wearing a face that shines like a greasy pizza. Their fans look like they were dipped in flag paint and then yelled at by a drunk uncle.

'I’m gonna sing this stupid song again even though it’s 2 AM and I’m still wearing my flag pants.'

'My face is so shiny I could blind a horse.'

'This song is so easy a toddler could write it with one finger and a piece of spaghetti.'

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A person who sings like they’re being chased by a bear, wears a face that looks like it was polished by a monkey, and their fans all think they’re royalty because they drink beer like it’s water.

'I sang this song so loud the bear ran away.'

'My face is smoother than my cousin’s bottom.'

'They’re not royalty, they’re just really good at pretending.'

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A singer who yells folk songs like they’re fighting a dragon, has a face that gleams like a wet donut, and their fans dress like they were born in a paint factory and dipped in a vat of beer.

'I screamed this song so hard I woke up the dragon.'

'My face is so shiny it could start a fire.'

'They dress like they were born in a paint factory and then yelled at by a beer can.'

by Slangipedia 1d ago