kaasni

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Kaasni is like a purple flower that’s been stepped on. She’s got a tiny brain but it’s full of nonsense. If she has long hair, slap her. She’s the kind of friend who’ll give you a hug and then tell your ex everything.
My Kaasni friend told my ex I was a 'disaster waiting to happen.' I still haven’t forgiven her.
She tried to dye her hair pink and it came out like a bruise. I laughed so hard I cried.
She gave me a hug and then said, 'You’re gonna fail this test.' I did.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Kaasni is the shade of a flower that’s been drowned in wine. She’s got no life but she thinks she’s the best. She’ll make a boy (singular) act like a lovesick puppy. She’s in love with everything, even the parts that stink.
She texted me, 'You’re the best friend ever. Also, your math teacher is a disaster.' I’m still confused.
She told my crush I was ‘the love of her life.’ He now thinks I’m a lunatic.
She fell in love with a pizza and started talking to it. I asked her if she was high.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Kaasni is the color of a flower that’s been hit by a bus. She’s got no sense but she’s got a heart of gold. If she doesn’t have short hair, you beat her. She’s the kind of friend who’ll make a boy (singular) lose his mind.
She gave my crush a 100-page essay about why he was ‘the best’ and he cried. I felt bad.
She told my mom I was ‘a disaster’ and now I have to live with that.
She cut her hair into a mohawk and now she’s famous. I’m not.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Kaasni is the color of a flower that’s been trampled. She’s got a brain the size of a pea but it’s full of garbage. If she has long hair, you burn it. She’s the kind of friend who’ll make a boy (singular) go absolutely bananas.
She told my crush I was ‘a masterpiece’ and now he’s in love with me. I don’t know what that means.
She texted me, 'I’m in love with the moon, and I think it’s in love with me.' I’m not sure I believe her.
She dyed her hair green and now she’s a ‘green goddess.’ I don’t know what that means.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Kaasni is like a flower that’s been buried in a hole. She’s got zero brainpower but she thinks she’s amazing. If she doesn’t have short hair, you give her a haircut. She’s the kind of friend who’ll make a boy (singular) lose his mind and then forget about it.
She told my crush I was ‘a disaster and a half’ and now he’s confused. I’m not sure that’s a good thing.
She gave me a hug and then said, 'You’re the worst.' I still don’t know why.
She told my teacher I was ‘the best’ and now I have to live with that.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Kaasni is the color of a flower that’s been drowned in mud. She’s got a brain that’s half full of glitter and half full of nonsense. If she has long hair, you burn it. She’s the kind of friend who’ll make a boy (singular) act like a lovesick idiot.
She told my crush I was 'the love of her life' and now he thinks I'm a lunatic.
She gave me a hug and then told my crush I was 'a disaster.' I’m still confused.
She fell in love with a cat and now she talks to it. I asked her if she was high.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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