Kaaskop

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A Dutch person who thinks they're cool but everyone else thinks they're a disgrace
My cousin is a kaaskop. He wears a hat every day and thinks he's the king of the street.
She tried to talk to me in Dutch, but I just stared at her like she was a kaaskop.
My teacher called my dog a kaaskop because he barked at the principal.
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A Dutch person who talks too much and nobody listens
My neighbor is a kaaskop. He talks about his garden like it's the Eiffel Tower.
She said she's a kaaskop because she drinks coffee at 6 AM.
My dog's owner is a kaaskop. He told the dog what to do, and the dog just sat there.
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A Dutch person who's too proud of their own weirdness
He's a kaaskop because he thinks his name is cool, but it's just 'Jeroen'.
My brother is a kaaskop. He wore a dress to the grocery store and nobody cared.
The kaaskop at the park tried to explain his hobby to me. It was about cheese and socks.
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A Dutch person who thinks they're important but no one else does
My mom is a kaaskop. She thinks she's famous because she knows the mayor.
He's a kaaskop because he sends me a message every day and it's just 'Hi'.
My dog's owner is a kaaskop. He told the dog to bark at the mailman, and the dog did it.
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A Dutch person who can't shut up and nobody wants to hear it
My neighbor is a kaaskop. He talks about his cat like it's a rock star.
She's a kaaskop because she brings her own chair to the grocery store.
My brother is a kaaskop. He told the dog to sit, stand, and then lie down.
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A Dutch person who thinks they're the best at everything, even when they're not
My dad is a kaaskop. He thinks he can sing, but he can't even hit a note.
She's a kaaskop. She said she's the best at chess, but I beat her in 2 minutes.
My dog's owner is a kaaskop. He thinks his dog can do magic, but it just barks.
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