Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

She’s a tiny little snack lover who thinks food is life and everyone else is just in the way.

She sent me a DM: 'If you don’t bring me pizza, I’ll haunt you.'

She cried when her friend ate the last of the chips.

She said her dog was ‘just a side dish.’

2

She’s the kind of person who smiles at you while plotting to steal your fries.

She texted me: 'You’re my bestie. Now give me your burger.'

She took the last donut and said, 'You’ll thank me later.'

She gave me a sandwich and called it ‘a gift with love and a side of sarcasm.’

3

She’s a food fanatic who thinks sharing is for people who aren’t as awesome as her.

She said, 'I’m not selfish. I’m just food-efficient.'

She stole my snack and said, 'You’ll get a cookie later. Maybe.'

She brought me soup and called it 'a love letter in broth form.'

4

She’s always happy, always hungry, and always ready to help, if you give her something to eat first.

She said, 'I’ll help you if you feed me. No arguments.'

She brought me a sandwich and said, 'This is my way of being kind.'

She said, 'I’m not a hero. I’m just food-motivated.'

5

She’s a food-obsessed, smiley mess who thinks everyone should be as lucky as her.

She told me, 'If I had your life, I’d eat all your snacks.'

She brought me a snack and said, 'I’m just being generous.'

She said, 'I smile a lot. That’s just my personality. And my stomach.'

6

She’s the kind of girl who brings you food and then steals it back when you’re not looking.

She sent me a message: 'I brought you a snack. Don’t eat it all.'

She took my candy and said, 'You’ll thank me later.'

She said, 'I’m not greedy. I’m just food-wise.'