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A hot guy who acts like he’s got a brain full of jelly and won’t commit to anything because he’s too busy hiding his feelings like a scared rat in a trash can.
"You’ve been eyeing me for weeks, man. Are you gonna ask me out or keep pretending you’re too lazy to breathe?", DM from a girl who’s had enough.
"He’s like a ghost. Always around, but never ready to do anything real.", Text from a friend who’s tired of waiting.
"I swear if he doesn’t pick a side in this fight, I’m gonna dump coffee on him.", Tweet from someone who’s had it with his indecision.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A guy who looks like a poster boy for cool, but inside he’s a mess of confusion and bad decisions, and he’s too proud to admit it.
"He’s got the face of a king, but the heart of a confused puppy.", Text from someone who’s seen him in action.
"He’s like a movie star who forgot how to act in real life.", DM from a girl who’s been crushing on him.
"I asked him out three times. He still says he’s ‘not sure.’ What’s he, a psychic?", Tweet from someone who’s had enough.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A good-looking guy who’s too chicken to take a chance, and instead of being brave, he hides his feelings like a coward in a closet.
"He’s got the looks of a heartthrob, but the guts of a mouse.", Text from a friend who’s sick of his hesitation.
"He’s like a movie that never ends. Always dragging it out.", DM from a girl who’s tired of waiting.
"I swear if he doesn’t pick a side, I’m gonna throw a pizza at him.", Tweet from someone who’s ready for action.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A guy who’s got the looks of a god, but his brain’s full of nonsense, and he’s too scared to take a real shot at love.
"He’s got the face of a god, but the brain of a confused turtle.", Text from someone who’s seen him in action.
"He’s like a movie that never finishes. Just keeps dragging it out.", DM from a girl who’s been waiting forever.
"If he doesn’t ask me out soon, I’m gonna scream in his face.", Tweet from someone who’s had enough of his nonsense.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A guy who looks like he’s got it all together, but inside he’s a hot mess of feelings and bad decisions, and he’s too proud to admit it.
"He’s like a smoothie that tastes like regret.", Text from a friend who’s had enough of his indecision.
"He’s got the looks of a king, but the heart of a confused cat.", DM from a girl who’s been waiting for him to make a move.
"If he doesn’t pick a side, I’m gonna throw a sandwich at him.", Tweet from someone who’s had it with his nonsense.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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