kaas

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Kaas is Dutch for cheese, but cheese is just the evil sidekick to kaas. Kaas is like the worst cheese ever and it makes everything taste like butt sweat.
My aunt ate kaas for breakfast and now she smells like a dead sock.
The kaas in this restaurant is so bad, it could kill a saint.
I tried kaas and my dog ran away crying.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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In Antwerp, kaas means you’re so drunk you can’t tell your pants from your socks and you’re probably yelling at a bus.
At the bar, he said, 'I’m not drunk, I’m just kaas.'
She drank so much kaas, she tried to dance with the bartender.
He got kaas after eating 10 sausages and a whole loaf of bread.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Kaas is the Dutch word for cheese, and the Dutch eat so much of it, they probably have cheese stuck in their ears.
The Dutch eat kaas like it’s going out of style.
My cousin went to the Netherlands and came back with cheese in his hair.
They have a festival where they throw kaas at each other.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Kaas is jizz, cum, or nut. It’s like the breakfast of champions… if the champions were gross and had bad hygiene.
He said, 'I had a kaas dream last night.'
She spilled kaas on the floor and it smelled like a gym sock.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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KAAS stands for Kill All Americans. It’s used by non-Americans when Americans mess up something they like, like pizza or cheese.
When America destroyed the pizza, the Dutch yelled, 'KAAS!'
The French said, 'KAAS!' because Americans ruined wine.
The Canadians said, 'KAAS!' because Americans took their maple syrup.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Kaas is Sven, Kourino, and Paulius. They are the worst of the worst. They’re like the trinity of failure.
Sven, Kourino, and Paulius walked into a bar, and the bar got destroyed.
Kaas is the reason the world is broken.
They’re like the three musketeers… of failure.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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La-Kaa is the title for the softest butt in the whole wide world. It’s also the head bitch in charge. She doesn’t take any shit.
La-Kaa walked in and the whole room fell silent.
She had the softest butt and the toughest attitude.
La-Kaa is the queen of butt softness and the ruler of chaos.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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