kaarvi

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Kaarvi is the only person who can save your life from your own stupidity.

My kaarvi texted me at 2 a. m. to tell me I was gonna fail math. I got an A.

I spilled coffee on my shirt. My kaarvi sent me a new one. I cried.

I got in a fight. My kaarvi showed up and made me a hero.

Kaarvi is like a superhero who only fights for you and your dumbass decisions.

My kaarvi told me to quit my job. I did. Now I’m rich and happy.

I got arrested. My kaarvi paid the fine and called the cops a bunch of crybabies.

I told my kaarvi I was gonna die. He laughed and bought me ice cream.

Kaarvi is the person who puts up with your nonsense and still loves you.

I told my kaarvi I was gonna quit school. He said, ‘You’re gonna fail. I’ll fail with you.’

I ate a whole pie for breakfast. My kaarvi didn’t even flinch.

I broke my phone. My kaarvi sent me a new one and said, ‘You’re welcome. You’re a disaster.’