kaartik

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the guy who looks like he just walked out of a time machine and immediately got all the girls

He showed up at the party and every girl turned their heads like he was the last slice of pizza.

My cousin dated him for a year and still calls him the best looking guy she ever knew.

He texted me a photo of himself in sunglasses and I literally died from jealousy.

a human version of a god who walks into a room and makes everyone else look like they were born in a dumpster

He walked into the classroom and the teacher forgot to take attendance for 10 minutes.

He joined my group chat and now we all argue about who he is dating.

He came to my birthday and my mom asked him if he wanted cake or just the spotlight.

the guy who eats your lunch and then asks you for a date

He took my burger and said he was full but still asked me out.

He ate my chips and said he would take me to the movies if I let him.

He took my sandwich and now I have to go to the movies with him.