kaaron

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The ultimate ship. Aaron and Caroline or Karoline. No one else matters. They’re like love in a can. Everyone else is just sad leftovers.
I ship kaaron so hard I get blisters from clapping.
If Aaron and Caroline break up, I’m gonna cry in my soup.
Kaaron is the only ship that makes me want to live.
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They took the kids. And they didn’t even ask. Just walked in and said ‘you’re out.’ No mercy. No kindness. Just chaos.
Kaaron took my kids and now I live in a dumpster.
They took the kids and left me with a broken toaster.
Kaaron took my kids and my soul. I’m just a sad dad now.
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A hot woman with dark brown hair. She’s got dogs, crafts, and a love for fall. She’s like a mom but with more glitter and fewer problems.
Kaaron makes dog treats and cries over bad movies.
She’s the one who always knows where your lost sock went.
Kaaron is the reason I like fall more than my ex.
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A male Karen who also goes by AO. He’s got a temper and a love for drama. He’ll scream at you for putting ketchup on fries.
AO just yelled at me for eating pizza for breakfast.
Kaaron screamed at the waiter for bringing the wrong drink.
He screamed at a vending machine for not giving him chips.
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The most caring person. He’s like a friend who’s always there. Even when you’re being an idiot. He will never leave you hanging.
He cried with me when my cat died.
Kaaron stayed up all night to help me with my math homework.
He drove three hours to see me when I broke up with my ex.
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