Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you get so wasted on weak drinks you can’t even walk straight and your brain feels like a soggy bagel.

I tried to dance and fell into a couch. Kaaretama.

I drank all night and now my head is like a broken blender.

I ate pizza and drank soda. Now I’m a human slop.

2

When you sip so little alcohol you might as well be sipping lukewarm tears.

I had a beer and now I’m tired. Kaaretama.

I drank so little I could’ve been sleeping. Kaaretama.

I had a sip and called it a night. Kaaretama.

3

When you get so drunk on barely anything you think you’re a superhero but you’re just a sad person.

I drank one soda and now I’m Batman. Kaaretama.

I had a snack and now I’m fighting imaginary dragons. Kaaretama.

I drank so little I think I’m a god. Kaaretama.

4

When you drink so little you’re not even drunk, just slightly confused and a little sad.

I had two drinks and now I’m crying. Kaaretama.

I drank and now I can’t remember my name. Kaaretama.

I had a drink and now I’m sad. Kaaretama.

5

When you’re so drunk on weak stuff you think you’re in a movie but you’re just in your room.

I drank and thought I was in a movie. Kaaretama.

I had a drink and now I’m in a drama. Kaaretama.

I drank and thought I was famous. Kaaretama.

6

When you get so wasted on tiny amounts of alcohol that you think you’re cool but you’re just a mess.

I had a drink and now I think I’m cool. Kaaretama.

I drank and now I’m a mess. Kaaretama.

I had two sips and now I’m a legend. Kaaretama.