kaapstad

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Kaapstad is a fancy word for Cape Town, like when your mom says you're too good for your old neighborhood.
My cousin moved to Kaapstad and now thinks he's a king.
She said she'd never go back to the townships, but I bet she'll come crawling back.
He got a job in Kaapstad and forgot how to spell his own name.
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Kaapstad is just a rich kid's way of saying where they live, like a fancy version of 'I live near the mall.'
My friend moved to Kaapstad and now says 'the mall' is a 'shopping village.'
He texted me: 'I'm in Kaapstad now, it's like heaven.'
She said she'd never live in the town anymore, but I saw her at the supermarket.
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Kaapstad is the place where rich people go to pretend they're not rich, like a fake version of being poor.
He said he moved to Kaapstad to get away from his family, but now he's richer than ever.
She told me she lives in Kaapstad, but I know she still uses the bus.
He got a job in Kaapstad and now thinks he's a billionaire.
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