Kaapo Kakko

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The biggest piece of garbage the Rangers ever drafted. He’s the reason why the Rangers are still stuck in the 1980s.

'Kaapo Kakko? That’s the guy who got drafted when we had a chance to get a real player.', A Ranger fan at a bar

'Drafted Kakko? More like drafted a cursed kid.', A Rangers coach in a fit of rage

'Kaapo Kakko is the worst mistake since the Rangers picked a guy named 'Bob' in the 1970s.', A sports analyst on Twitter

A Finnish goal machine who could eat a goal for breakfast and still win a world championship by lunch.

'That kid scored more goals than my dog chews on my furniture.', A Finnish fan at a hockey game

'He’s like a goal-scoring robot from Finland.', A kid who watched the World Junior Championship

'He’s the best player in the world, and he’s only 18. What’s wrong with you people?', A reporter at the World Championship

A cute Finnish guy who got traded to the Kraken because the Rangers treated him like he had the plague.

'The Rangers treated him like he was a dirty sock in the laundry.', A Kraken fan at a game

'He’s cute, and he plays better now. The Rangers are the real trash.', A Kraken fan on social media

'The Rangers gave him the cold shoulder, and now he’s with the Kraken, and he’s doing great.', A sports analyst on a podcast