Kaapo

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Kaapo is the kind of guy who’ll let you cry on his shoulder, then later make your enemies cry because he’s got a soft heart but a mean streak that hits like a freight train.
My buddy cried for a week after Kaapo got dumped. Then Kaapo went and dumped the guy who dumped him.
Kaapo let me borrow his notes, then made my ex’s dog eat my homework.
He told me I was a ‘disgrace to humanity’ but still gave me the best birthday gift ever.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Kaapo is the kind of guy who would let you fail a test, then fail the teacher for letting you fail.
He let me cheat, then told the teacher I was a ‘disgrace to the school’.
He let me skip class, then sent a text to my mom saying I was ‘a walking disaster’.
He gave me a 100 on my test, then told my dad I was ‘a disappointment’.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Kaapo is the reason the Rangers got dumped by the Kraken. He didn’t even break a sweat when they traded him.
The Rangers got dumped by the Kraken. Kaapo just smiled and said, ‘I told you so.’
Kaapo got traded and still made the Rangers look bad in the playoffs.
He got traded and then scored a hat trick in the first game with the Kraken.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Kaapo is a goal-scoring machine who got a World Championship at 18, then went on to make the whole league look like babies.
Kaapo scored 50 goals in one season and still had time to text me every day.
He got a World Championship at 18, then came back and beat me at video games.
He scored 10 goals in one game and still had time to text my crush.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Kaapo is the cutest Finnish NHL player who got traded to the Kraken and immediately made the whole league jealous.
Kaapo got traded and immediately started dating my crush.
He got traded and scored a goal in his first game, then sent me a text saying ‘I told you so.’
He got traded and still managed to make my ex jealous.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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