kaans bumhole

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a hole so big it could swallow a donkey and still be sad
my cousin’s kaans bumhole is like a black hole for bad decisions
he tried to hide in it and it just laughed
the kaans bumhole is the reason nobody invites him to sleepovers
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a place where your brain goes to die
i told him to stop using the kaans bumhole as a shortcut
he’s been stuck in there for three days and still hasn’t come out
the kaans bumhole is why he can’t find his keys
3
a hole that’s so loose it could be a new kind of pants
he tried to wear the kaans bumhole like a pants and it just fell off
the hole is so loose it could be a hat
the kaans bumhole is the reason he doesn’t need a belt anymore
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