ka'anohi

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A total BIMBO who sleeps with every guy she sees. She's got a face that could make a saint cheat, and she knows it. She’s always trying new stuff, like being a ‘gym rat,’ but it’s just a cover for her bad decisions.
Hey, did you see that ka'anohi at the party? She was already with three guys by midnight.
She said she’s going to the gym. I bet she’s just going to flirt with the trainer.
That ka'anohi tried to make me join her club. Now I’m stuck with her and her drama.
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A walking disaster who can’t keep it in her pants. She’s got a smile that could make a monk fall off his chair. She’s always trying to be cool, but all she does is bring everyone down with her nonsense.
She texted me at 2 AM saying she’s dating my best friend now. And she’s still with the guy from the bar.
She joined my group chat just to show off her new boy toy.
I saw her at the mall with four different guys. She’s like a human highlight reel.
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A backstabbing flirt who’s got a new guy every other day. She’s got a face that makes boys weak in the knees, and she uses it like a weapon. She tries to be popular, but all she does is turn her friends into her sidekicks.
She told me she’s dating my crush. Then she told him I was her best friend. Classic ka'anohi move.
She tried to make me her new best friend so I’d stop talking about her ex.
She posted a selfie with five guys in one day. I’m not even mad, I’m just impressed.
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