kaanne

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A smooth-talking brownskin goddess who laughs at your dumb jokes and still stays with you even when you act like a total moron

My kaanne told me I looked like a raccoon in a sock. I still married her.

He said he’d die for his kaanne. He got hit by a bus. She laughed.

I asked my kaanne if I was ugly. She said no. Then she left me for my cousin.

A brownskin woman who puts up with your mess and still loves you like you’re the last piece of pizza

My kaanne put up with me smoking in her house. Now she’s got secondhand smoke and secondhand love.

He said his kaanne was his best friend. Then she stole his phone and posted his embarrassing photos online.

I told my kaanne I was going to the moon. She said, 'Bring me back some cheese.'

A brownskin queen who doesn’t care if you’re broke or dumb as a rock she’ll still take you out and laugh at your jokes

My kaanne took me to the movies even though I had no money. She said, 'You’re worth it.'

He said his kaanne didn’t care if he was broke. Then she took him to the mall and bought him a suit.

I told my kaanne I was broke. She said, 'So what? I’ll buy you dinner.' I still haven’t paid her back.