Kaanan

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A total legend. The only guy in the whole wide world with that name. He’ll charm you with his anime skills, his French, his science smarts, and his hotness. He’s cooler than he thinks and way less awkward than he acts. Only the lucky few get to be his friends.

DM: 'Bro, you know Kaanan? He’s like the god of anime and French. I wish I was him.'

Tweet: 'Kaanan knows more about anime than my mom knows about my grades.'

Text: 'He’s the only guy who can make me blush with his French and his science.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A tiny communist kid who dropped bombs on Japan and started the anime takeover. He thinks traps are not gay and furry porn is sacred. He speaks French like it’s a religion. He’s old, horny, and the last of his kind. He rules over all furries, traps, and hentai.

Tweet: 'Kaanan is a tiny communist who started the anime war. He’s also a furry god.'

Text: 'He dropped bombs on Japan just to prove traps are not gay.'

DM: 'He speaks French like it’s a holy language. He’s the last of his kind.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago