kaan elijiah hur

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he smells like a rotten sandwich and he’s always up to no good
He was sneaking snacks during math and I saw him.
He tried to steal my lunch and got caught.
He texted me at 2 AM asking for my password.
2
he’s the human version of a broken vending machine
He dropped his snack and started crying.
He tried to buy pizza and got chips instead.
He asked for a soda and got a pickle.
3
he’s like a kid who never learns from his mistakes
He drew on the wall again.
He tried to sneak out of class and got caught.
He talked back to the teacher and got detention.
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