kaamon

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#determined#nobody's fool#donkey energy

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He's like a stubborn donkey with a death wish. No matter how hard life kicks him, he keeps walking forward like he's got a cookie in his mouth and a pizza in his future.
I told him he'd fail the test. He said, 'I'm gonna pass it or I'm gonna die trying.'
He walked through a tornado just to prove a point.
He failed five times, but he still showed up for the sixth.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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He’s the kind of person who’ll think about life while eating a taco and still manage to get a C+ on a math test. He doesn’t follow the rules, he makes the rules and then laughs at them.
He sat in the back of the class and still got an A.
He drew a map to the moon on his math test and got a B.
He asked the teacher if gravity counted as a ‘life challenge’.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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He doesn’t just walk through life, he bulldozes it. If you cross him, you better hope he doesn’t remember your face or your last snack.
He kicked the door off its hinges just to get to his seat.
He told the principal, 'You’re not my problem. My problems are bigger than you.'
He walked into a wall and still said, 'That was a minor setback.'
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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He’s got a brain the size of a basketball and the patience of a toddler who just got kicked out of a candy store. He doesn’t follow anyone’s path, he makes his own and tramples everyone else’s.
He walked out of the room and came back with a new plan.
He turned his essay into a rap battle with the teacher.
He told the universe, 'I don’t need you to be great. I’ll be great on my own.'
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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He’s like a superhero with a bad attitude and a permanent frown. He doesn’t just want to be great, he wants the whole world to know it.
He screamed his answers in the hallway just to be heard.
He called the teacher ‘Ms. Boring’ and got a detention.
He drew a mustache on the principal’s face and said, 'This is my legacy.'
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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