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A French version of The Office, but set in medieval England with a bunch of clueless knights and a king who can't handle his own family.

'I'm not going to war with my bastard of a son, I'm going to war with my life choices.'

'Perceval solved the problem by yelling at a chicken.'

'Lancelot just wanted the kingdom to be rich and also rich.'

It’s like The Office, but with knights, kings, and a bunch of people who make bad decisions on purpose.

'Léodagan complains more than my mom during a family reunion.'

'Karadoc is so dumb, he thinks a sword is a salad fork.'

'Bohort is scared of shadows, spiders, and his own thoughts.'

A show about a king who’s stuck with a bunch of morons at the Round Table and a priest who’s too into his new religion.

'Merlin doesn’t know magic, he just knows he’s not good at anything.'

'The lake lady is insane because Arthur kept ignoring her.'

'The priest tried to convert the whole kingdom, and it failed spectacularly.'

It starts like a sitcom, but ends up being about depression, religion, and why no one ever listens to the lake lady.

'By season 3, it was less funny and more like a therapy session.'

'The lake lady screamed at Arthur for 10 minutes straight.'

'Merlin just sat there and said nothing, which was the worst part.'

A show where the king is surrounded by dumbasses, a priest who’s too loud, and a lake lady who’s fed up with everyone.

'Perceval solved problems by fighting a chicken.'

'Lancelot just wanted glory and a raise.'

'The priest tried to convert the lake lady, and it didn’t go well.'

It’s like The Office, but in medieval times with knights who can’t do anything right and a king who’s too busy being dramatic.

'Bohort was terrified of a spoon.'

'Karadoc didn’t know what a sword was.'

'Léodagan complained so much, he got his own episode.'