kaamarie

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she a hot mess with a round butt and a face that could knock out a horse

She walked in and the whole bar turned around. I swear the barista dropped my coffee.

Her face looks like it got hit by a truck and her butt looks like it got hit by a donkey.

I asked her out and she said 'I’m not ugly but I’m not pretty either.' I said 'You’re a whole new level of beautiful.'

she looks like she got hit by a fat man and then a truck

Her face looks like it got hit by a donkey and her butt looks like it got hit by a fat man.

She walked in and the whole bar turned around. I swear the bartender dropped my drink.

She said 'I’m not ugly but I’m not pretty either.' I said 'You’re a whole new level of beautiful.'

she got a face like a donkey and a butt that could beat up a fat man

She looks like she got hit by a donkey and then a fat man.

I asked her out and she said 'I’m not ugly but I’m not pretty either.' I said 'You’re a whole new level of beautiful.'

The whole bar turned around when she walked in. I swear the bartender dropped my drink.