kaalyn

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A walking miracle who’s nice to everyone, even the people who deserve a punch in the face. Has a face that looks like a fairy tale and hair that makes you jealous. You’ll be their best friend until they find someone else to love.
Kaalyn gave me a hug after I yelled at my mom. I still don’t know why.
She drew me a turtle on a napkin. I cried.
Her hair is so good, I asked if I could borrow it for my prom.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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The kind of person who would save a turtle from a car, but would also curse your uncle for being a bad driver. Quiet until you make them mad, then they drop bombs like a pro.
She saved my dog from the pound. Then she cursed my dog’s ex-dog friend.
I told her a joke. She laughed so hard, she cried.
She drew a turtle on my face. I looked like a monster.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A human who’s so nice, they might just be the next saint. Has a face that looks like it was painted by angels and hair that looks like it was stolen from a princess. They’re loyal and will draw you a turtle if you ask nicely.
She drew me a turtle and called me her ‘turtle buddy’.
She cried when my turtle died. I didn’t even like turtles.
She gave me a hug after I cursed my teacher.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A person so kind, they would let you fail a test just because you looked sad. Has a face that could stop a war and hair that makes you want to steal it. If you mess with them, they’ll draw you a turtle and laugh in your face.
She let me fail math because I looked sad. I passed anyway.
She drew me a turtle and laughed when I cried.
She gave me a hug after I cursed my math teacher.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A human who’s so nice, they would let you eat their lunch just because you asked. Has a face that looks like it was made in heaven and hair that looks like it was stolen by fairies. They’ll draw you a turtle if you give them a compliment.
She let me eat her lunch because I asked. I ate it all.
She drew me a turtle and called me her ‘turtle king’.
She gave me a hug after I cursed my math teacher again.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A person so kind, they would let you copy their homework even though they know you’re lazy. Has a face that looks like a dream and hair that looks like it was made of gold. They’ll draw you a turtle if you make them laugh.
She let me copy her homework. I got an A.
She drew me a turtle and laughed when I cried.
She gave me a hug after I cursed my math teacher for the third time.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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