kaalyah

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A woman who’s got brains, beauty, and a hell of a lot of patience. But don’t mess with her, she’ll laugh in your face and probably throw a cup of coffee at you.
I told her I’d leave her for a barista. She just smiled and said, 'You’re welcome, but I’m still gonna slap you.'
She came in late because her cat tried to eat her phone. I said, 'You’re still my favorite.'
She’s got a heart of gold, but it’s covered in glitter and a little bit of swear words.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A woman who looks like a goddess but acts like a sassy toddler. She’s got a great heart, but it’s buried under a mountain of sarcasm and bad decisions.
She said, 'I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed,' then threw her shoe at me.
She came home with a broken leg and a smile. I asked what happened. She said, 'I tried to dance with a bear.'
She’s got a heart of gold, but it’s been stolen by a man named Kevin.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A woman who’s got a brain, a body, and a mouth that doesn’t shut up. She’s got a great heart, but it’s got a lot of baggage and a few swear words.
She told me, 'If you ever leave me, I’ll take you down with me.' Then she threatened my dog.
She got into a fight with a vending machine because it didn’t give her enough chips.
She’s got a heart of gold, but it’s been dipped in hot sauce and a little bit of revenge.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A woman who’s got beauty, brains, and a mouth that never stops. She’s got a great heart, but it’s been broken a few times and it’s still recovering.
She told me, 'You’re my favorite person, but if you ever leave me, I’ll throw you out of a window.'
She got into a fight with her boss because he called her 'a hot mess.' She said, 'I’m not a mess. I’m a masterpiece.'
She’s got a heart of gold, but it’s been stolen by a guy who couldn’t remember her birthday.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A woman who’s got everything going for her, except maybe her luck. She’s got a great heart, but it’s got a lot of baggage and a few swear words.
She said, 'I’m not mad, I’m just tired of your nonsense.' Then she kicked my door.
She got into a fight with her neighbor because he said her dog was ugly. The dog won.
She’s got a heart of gold, but it’s been covered in glitter, glitter, and more glitter.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A woman who’s got brains, beauty, and a mouth that never stops. She’s got a great heart, but it’s got a lot of baggage and a few swear words.
She said, 'If you ever leave me, I’ll take you down with me.' Then she threatened my dog.
She got into a fight with her boss because he called her 'a hot mess.' She said, 'I’m not a mess. I’m a masterpiece.'
She’s got a heart of gold, but it’s been stolen by a guy who couldn’t remember her birthday.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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