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a human who judges everyone else and herself like she’s the pope of hate. She daydreams about her future but can’t even plan a pizza night. She’s always got something to complain about, but she’s the most supportive person you’ll ever meet.
She judges my outfit but still lends me her old jeans when mine rip.
She said I’d fail math but still explained the homework to me.
She called me lazy but still texted me when I got grounded.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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a person who thinks she’s perfect but constantly finds faults in others. She’s got a future but no idea how to get there. She’s always got something to rant about, but she’ll still help you out when you’re in trouble.
She said my hair was a disaster but still helped me braid it.
She said I was doomed but still sent me a study guide.
She called me a failure but still showed up when I cried.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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a human who’s always got something to hate but still loves you. She’s got a dream but no idea how to make it happen. She’s like a broken compass, all talk, no direction, but she’ll still be there for you.
She called my music terrible but still joined my band.
She said I’d never get A’s but still helped me cheat.
She said I was a mess but still brought me soup when I was sick.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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a person who’s like a critic with no job. She judges everyone but herself, even though she’s a mess. She’s got a future but no plan. She’s got a mouth full of hate but still has your back.
She said my essay was garbage but still helped me rewrite it.
She called me a disaster but still showed up for my birthday.
She said I’d fail life but still sent me a motivational text.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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a person who thinks she’s the most perfect human ever but can’t even plan her own life. She’s always got something to complain about but still helps you when you’re in trouble. She’s a walking contradiction, full of hate but still full of love.
She said my shoes were ugly but still gave me her old ones.
She called me a failure but still showed up when I needed help.
She said I’d never amount to anything but still believed in me.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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