kaalani

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#beauty#math fail#crying over texts

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kaalani is the most beautiful girl ever. she’s so hot she makes the sun blush. she’s the reason you got kicked out of math class for staring too long.
i saw her in the hallway and forgot how to breathe.
she walked in and my brain turned to jelly.
i texted her 'hi' and got a reply that made me cry.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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kaalani is the most admirable person alive. she’s got a smile that could make a dead man come back to life. she’s the reason your crush is now your ex.
she looked at me and i became a vegetable.
i asked her out and she said 'sure' and now i can’t stop smiling.
she passed me in the hall and i forgot how to walk.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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kaalani is the most inspiring person you’ll ever meet. she’s got the energy of a thousand power bars. she’s the reason you’re now failing gym because you’re too distracted by her.
she ran past me and i tripped over my own feet.
she talked to me and i forgot how to do push-ups.
she waved at me and i dropped my water bottle.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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